I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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