Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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