when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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