Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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