Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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