If i come over, it means nothing
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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