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(845): View more from New York

i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius

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(954): View more from Florida

so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine

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(620): View more from Kansas

In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.

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(754): View more from Florida

I feel like the other woman.

(954): View more from Florida

You ARE the other woman.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could

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(906): View more from Michigan

Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.

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