Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Do vagina's smell?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
