Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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