Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
smell my finger.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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