It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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