If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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