she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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