Yo dont text me then not text me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
