awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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