the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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