Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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