That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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