I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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