god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
My dick has a subreddit
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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