There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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