I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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