I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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