Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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