Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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