i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
