No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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