Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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