I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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