it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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