Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
