so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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