Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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