...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
are you so shy because you have an std?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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