That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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