I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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