Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You made out with two different species that night
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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