Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
