He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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