We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
