i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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