You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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