You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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