Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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