This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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