hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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