Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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