he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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