this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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