I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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