You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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