if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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