I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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