Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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